Poor Heston's Lame Duck

I'm beginning to feel quite sorry for Heston Blumenthal.

Bad luck, norovirus, 'fowl' play, whatever the cause, 400 diners have now reported sickness after dining chez Fat Duck.

Personally I suspect scamsters may just be leaping onto the band-wagon, as Heston had rather sweetly promised a special Fat Duck experience to the initial 40 diners who were taken ill to make up for their vomity horror.

Good luck Heston, hope everything works out for the best and I promise not to be so rude about next week's Feast ...